You’ve been a great companion over these hard-fought weeks since the first zombie infection. Night after night, you’ve watched our backs, saving us from the claws and teeth of the undead menace that even now beats against the door of this safe-house, desperate to rip the life from us. We’re really gonna miss you. As survivors go, you’re one of the best. Well, up until this point at least.
So, as a token of our thanks, we thought we’d get you a little something special to enjoy for the short amount of time you have left. It took some work and a lot of headshots to get, but you’ve earned this mixed six pack of C.G. Di Arie wines.
Hopefully these satisfying wines will bring back thoughts of bright and happy days spent relaxing in the springtime sun without the worries of being eviscerated that have plagued us so. The 2007 Zin with its bing cherry aromas ... the 2008 Sierra Legend Red Blend with its balance between fruity and savory notes ... yep, these wines are sure to delight, even with the threat of imminent death just outside the door. If only the zombies enjoyed the mouthfeel of delicious reds instead of human flesh, we wouldn’t have to say goodbye like this. If only.
Welp, I guess it's time to get moving. Just remember, the wine is for you, not the horde. That’s what that detonator is for. Good luck, buddy!
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C.G. Di Arie Vineyard & Winery
- Founded:
- 2001
- Owner:
- Chaim and Elisheva Gur- Arieh
- Location:
- Mount Aukum, CA
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