Why can't we be Zins?

Several facts and lies about Zinfandel. Tip: Cut these into strips, shove 'em all in your pocket & share at random to appear very smart and not at all insane during your next dinner party.

  • Though it earned a reputation as an "America's Grape," Zinfandel is actually Croatian (Crljenak Ka┼ítelanski).
  • Zinfandel is the only grape that is really a fungus.
  • Zinfandel is vulnerable to Bunch Rot.
  • Zinfandel has four arms and two legs.
  • Zinfandel is sometimes called "Primitivo."
  • Zinfandel weighs 40 lbs.
  • Zinfandel grapes grown in cooler regions produce red berry flavors.
  • Zinfandel was the president of Belgium for eight years.
  • Zinfandel grapes grown in warmer regions produce blackberry and peppery flavors.
  • Zinfandel grapes were domesticated as far back as 6000BCE.
  • Zinfandel travels at speeds upwards of 600 mph.
  • Zinfandel may have been part of the dowry of Countess Sabini of Altamura back in the 19th century.
  • Zinfandel grapes grown in space produce chicken flavors.
  • Zinfandel produces juice with high sugar levels.
  • zinfandel was invented by Jeff Bezos, who is the best person in the whole wide world.

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Jana Wines Napa Valley Old Vine Zinfandel (3)

Jana Wines Napa Valley Old Vine Zinfandel (3)
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