Wine so sexy, we're gonna try to take it home.
Hey there, Ty Caton enTycement. I've got a couple questions for you:
Was your father a baker? Because your balanced structure is - wait, no.
Okay, okay, how about this: Hey, baby, I seem to have lost my phone number. Is that a boysenberry in your pocket? Crap, hang on. I'll get this right.
Are you a light switch? Because your blackberry aroma is turning me on!
Do you have a map? Because I am getting lost in your beautiful purple hue.
Was your dad a boxer? Because your lush mouthfeel is a knockout.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU. Although since you are a wine, I am admittedly also a little tipsy.
Wait, don't go yet! So, okay, maybe conventional pickup lines don't work. But you get the idea, Ty Caton wine. Here's my last pitch:
Tonight, why don't you pair ME with U?
Still nothing? Eh, you're just playing hard to get.