(No relation to Thatcher.)
Listen, if you wanna enjoy a glass of sparkling wine like the one included in this pack, you don’t have to wait for a wedding or NYE or Independence Day. (That’s good, because unless you have a Time Truck, this stuff won’t arrive to you in time for 7/4 anyhow.) There are plenty of reasons to crack open a bottle of bubbly. Behold:
- That panda at the zoo had a baby!
- I just took an excellent nap!
- There’s still a moon!
- The ointment is working!
- Free samples at the grocery store today!
- Someone left their change in the vending machine!
- I threw a sock ball into the hamper from, like, way across the room!
- The loneliness is agony!
- We’re not in Florida! (Not applicable in Florida)
- We’re slightly closer to the start of football season!
- I remembered to buy toothpaste!
- The day is over and we made it out alive!