Wine-ter
When we heard Clark Smith was a writer, we groaned. "He'll want to do everything!" we said, "What if he only wants to write about elves in spaceships?" But it turns out that Clark Smith isn't the sort of guy who cares about spaceship elves. And we assume that means he knows a thing or two about wine.
Check this out, by way of example:
I DARE you to try my 2003 Chardonnay, to marvel at its straw-green tint and fresh lemon blossom nose, and wonder if it could possibly only this year have become drinkable. I DOUBLE DARE you then to appreciate the 2004 vintage (name changed to “Faux Chablis”) and note that it is still too steely and unbloomed to enjoy as you will years hence. To facilitate this double dare, I have cut the $30 retail price exactly in half.
Succinct, right? And not a SINGLE crazy word like "Smalgframablan the Crusher" or "Ion Genesis Port Gemini." THAT is a fella who knows how to use the words that exist, and THAT is the greatest type of writing that exists. And everybody knows that he who masters words masters wine.
So take a chance and enjoy the two pack of 2003 Chardonnay and two pack of 2004 Faux Chablis that Clark Smith has brought us. Perhaps it'll be like guzzling a poem, or drinking a thrilling novel. Or maybe it'll just be really good wine.
Features
2003 WineSmith Napa Valley Chardonnay, Student Vineyard Napa Valley College 750ml 2-Pack
Bright straw-green color, shocking for a wine of this age. Well-bloomed champagne-like sur-lees yeastiness and classic lemon oil of ripe cool climate chardonnay. The mouth is plump and structured but finishes with lively mineral energy. When most people taste this wine, they think it’s pretty high acid, and it is indeed quite lively and palate-cleansing, great with seafood. But that’s not acidity, it’s minerality, and whatever it is, it sure makes wines age a long time.
Specs
2003 WineSmith Napa Valley Chardonnay, Student Vineyard Napa Valley College 750ml 2-Pack
- Alcohol:12.9%
- Vineyard Location: Student Vineyard, Napa Valley College (south Napa town)
- Harvest Date: 27 September 2003
- Harvest Sugar: 24.8 Brix
- Fermentation techniques: Prise de Mousse yeast, Fermentation on untoasted Alliers oak
- Elevage details:
- Malolactic fermentation suppressed
- Weekly bâtonage six months
- Alcohol adjusted via recombinatory distillation of reverse osmosis permeate to “sweet spot” at 12.9 %
- TA 7.3 g/L
- pH 3.32 at bottling
- Production: 230 cases
2004 WineSmith Napa Valley Faux Chablis, Student Vineyard, Napa Valley College 750ml 2-Pack
- Alcohol: 12.9%
- Harvest Date: 29 September 2004
- Harvest Sugar: 24.8 Brix
- Fermentation techniques: Prise de Mousse yeast, Fermentation on untoasted Alliers oak
- Elevage details:
- Malolactic fermentation suppressed
- Weekly bâtonnage six months
- Alcohol adjusted via recombinatory distillation of reverse osmosis permeate to “sweet spot” at 12.9 %
- TA 6.8 g/L
- pH 3.48 at bottling
- Production: 168 cases
Specs
2003 WineSmith Napa Valley Chardonnay, Student Vineyard Napa Valley College 750ml 2-Pack
- Alcohol:12.9%
- Vineyard Location: Student Vineyard, Napa Valley College (south Napa town)
- Harvest Date: 27 September 2003
- Harvest Sugar: 24.8 Brix
- Fermentation techniques: Prise de Mousse yeast, Fermentation on untoasted Alliers oak
- Elevage details:
- Malolactic fermentation suppressed
- Weekly bâtonage six months
- Alcohol adjusted via recombinatory distillation of reverse osmosis permeate to “sweet spot” at 12.9 %
- TA 7.3 g/L
- pH 3.32 at bottling
- Production: 230 cases
2004 WineSmith Napa Valley Faux Chablis, Student Vineyard, Napa Valley College 750ml 2-Pack
- Alcohol: 12.9%
- Harvest Date: 29 September 2004
- Harvest Sugar: 24.8 Brix
- Fermentation techniques: Prise de Mousse yeast, Fermentation on untoasted Alliers oak
- Elevage details:
- Malolactic fermentation suppressed
- Weekly bâtonnage six months
- Alcohol adjusted via recombinatory distillation of reverse osmosis permeate to “sweet spot” at 12.9 %
- TA 6.8 g/L
- pH 3.48 at bottling
- Production: 168 cases
Vendor Details
WineSmith Cellars
- Founded:
- 1993
- Owner:
- Clark Smith
- Location:
- Sebastopol, CA
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 44.448s
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