Look, we don’t want to judge or get too personal here, it’s just that this “totally random” thing you have going, well it’s not so much “devil may care rogue” as it is “chaotic maelstrom of drama.” And people like to avoid that sort of thing as much as possible. Might we suggest some small steps toward improving your reputation?
Like maybe this Wine Stave Bottle Balancer. It’s not a heck of a lot; you don’t have to worry about throwing your life upside down or anything, but it’ll balance a bottle just fine. And that’s form and function, pal. People will look at it and say, “Hey, this person might not be perfect, but they’ve got a couple things figured out, at least."
And really, that’s all any of us can hope for in this day and age.
Features
Display your favorite bottle of wine in a unique manner: Balance it.
- This piece, cut from a red wine barrel stave, will balance your unopened wine bottle on any flat and level surface
- Each piece has been bottle tested for balance stability
- Adjust the bottle back and forward until you find the correct balancing position
- Each piece uniquely reflects the wood grain & red wine stain intensity of the recycled American, French or Hungarian Oak barrel it came from
- Custom made so no two balancers are alike
- The natural intensity of the red wine stain will vary in each product. Markings will differ based on the age, procurement and retirement date of each barrel
- Blistering on the underside occurs while the cooper is toasting the barrel and this result is natural
- Length and width will slightly vary
Specs
Approximate dimensions: 8"-14"L x 2"-5"W x 1-3"H
Product Care:
- Should this product come in contact with food, it will need to be rubbed occasionally with a food-grade butcher block oil.
- Applying a Teak oil a few times a year is recommended.
- Must be kept out of prolonged exposure from direct sunlight and/or inclement weather when used outside.
In the box:
(1) Wine Cask Creations Wine Barrel Wine Stave Bottle Balancer
Specs
Approximate dimensions: 8"-14"L x 2"-5"W x 1-3"H
Product Care:
- Should this product come in contact with food, it will need to be rubbed occasionally with a food-grade butcher block oil.
- Applying a Teak oil a few times a year is recommended.
- Must be kept out of prolonged exposure from direct sunlight and/or inclement weather when used outside.
In the box:
(1) Wine Cask Creations Wine Barrel Wine Stave Bottle Balancer
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