6 - 2013 Woot Cellars The Pouracle
2013 Woot Cellars The Pouracle
Woot Cellars Presents The Pouracle
Welcome
Come Inside…
Ah, you’ve come to hear your fortune, have you? Have a seat. Mind the cat. Mr. Muckinfuzz can be very temperamental. Such a Virgo!
You seem troubled, friend. Life can do that. Stop staring at my extra eye. Let’s see what your future holds.
Oooh yes. I see much. I see joy. I see tears. I see a dispute with the neighbor about some overhanging oleander. I see you owing money on next year’s tax return.
Wait!
Don’t leave yet. I see a bit more. I see tropical aromas mingling with flavors of apricot and summer peach. I see fresh floral notes with a hint of amber incense. I see a lasting finish. I see an expertly crafted wine that will pair beautifully with whatever life has in store for you.
That’ll be 50 bucks. Now scram.
By the way, I know a guy who can take care of that oleander.
Specs
2013 White Wine, Santa Barbara County
61% Orange Muscat, 16% Chardonnay, 16% Viognier, 7% Chenin Blanc
Alcohol: 13.9%