Drinkula
Ohhhhhhh, woe is me.
"What's up Mracula?"
It's my brother, Dracula. Always with the drinking of the blood, drinking of the blood. Now everyone thinks poor Mracula also likes the drinking of the blood!
"You don't?"
NOOOOOOOO. I just want to drink the wine. I love the wine!
"And you're out of wine?"
NOOOOOOOO. I have plenty of wine. Plenty, plenty of wine. I just wish my brother would drink the wine as well instead of drinking the blood. It makes everyone dislike our family and dislike meeeee.
"Oh, I see."
It's terrrrrible. Ohhhhhhh, poooor Mracula.
"Hey, I've got an idea."
Yes?
"What if you gave him some of this vampire Vineyards Dracula wine. Maybe he'd like some wine with his name on it. Plus, there's both Merlot and Syrah, so he'll get to try multiple types! Surely he'll like one of them."
Hmmmmmmmm? You might be onto something, dear boy. Yes, I say you are! It's a Mracula Mrrrriracle.
Features
Delivered in time for Halloween
2009 Dracula Syrah, Paso Robles 750ml 2-Pack
Black cherry and dark chocolate flavors launch this varietal into an Intense, dark, rich and flavorful wine. Its perfect balance of spices sets up a silky texture and a balanced jammy finish.
"When This Syrah Bit Dracula…He Didn't Bite Back"
2010 Dracula Merlot, Paso Robles 750ml 2-Pack
The Dracula Merlot has wonderful black cherry aromas that are accented by toasty oak and chocolate, inspiring a soft, velvety and elegant finish.
"It is rumored that the tale of court intrigue between Dracula and his Countess began with a bottle of Merlot."
Specs
Winery Retail Price: $111.80
Average Shipping: $20.00
Woot Shipping: (-$5.00)
Total MSRP: $126.80
2009 Dracula Syrah, Paso Robles 750ml 2-Pack
- Alcohol: 14.8%
2010 Dracula Merlot, Paso Robles 750ml 2-Pack
- Alcohol: 14%
Specs
Winery Retail Price: $111.80
Average Shipping: $20.00
Woot Shipping: (-$5.00)
Total MSRP: $126.80
2009 Dracula Syrah, Paso Robles 750ml 2-Pack
- Alcohol: 14.8%
2010 Dracula Merlot, Paso Robles 750ml 2-Pack
- Alcohol: 14%
Vendor Details
Vampire Vineyards
- Owner:
- Michael Machat
- Founded:
- 1985
- Location:
- Paso Robles, CA via Transylvania
Rumor has it that the Vampire Vineyards are actually owned by a circle of vampires and our company’s founder, Michael Machat, an entertainment attorney from New York, is actually just a front. Whether he and his convertible were commandeered by a Vampire is still a subject for debate. The truth may never be known, but we do know however that Michael first began talking about branding wine with the vampire mark back in 1985 after picking up a mysterious hitch-hiker on a late night drive through the pitch black Nevada desert.
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