Jerky Boys
You know what? I'm tired of this whole, "Why can't I just find a nice guy and settle down already?" You're not foolin' anyone, ladies. You say you want a nice guy, but you don't want a nice guy.
You want a guy with hair and a nice car and an ample supply of dried meat. A guy who'll say, "As a matter of fact, I DO think those pants make your butt look big" and offer you a tender slice of gourmet jerky in the same breath. And of course you'll say yes because, after all, it is a good low carb snack.
Then next week you'll come crying to me saying, "He loves Teriyaki Pork Jerky more than me" or "I caught him in bed with Basil Citrus Turkey Jerky." Well BIG surprise! A guy like that? Anyone could have seen that coming a mile away.
It's not like there weren't red flags. I mean, the night you met him he had Chili Lime Beef Jerky on his breath. The real problem is that you all think you can change him. But can I let you in on a little secret? YOU CAN'T CHANGE HIM. Once a Sweet Honey Chipotle Beef Jerky eater, always a Sweet Honey Chipotle Beef Jerky eater.
Features
Krave Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky, 1.5 oz. 3-Pack
Tender pork slices are soaked in teriyaki, brown sugar, and a smoky soy marinade resulting in a moist and flavorful jerky with a hint of sweetness balanced by the natural savory profile of pork, without all the excess salt.
Allergen: soy, wheat
Made from the authentic flavors of Mexican chipotle, this jerky brings together natural smokiness, a sensation of moderate heat, and a hint of honey to create the perfect balance of sweet and smoky. Tender slices of domestic beef are double marinated, then baked, resulting in an extraordinarily moist, soft and chewable jerky. Olé!
Allergen: soy, wheat
Specs
Nutrition Facts - Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky | |
Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
Calories: | 70 |
Calories from Fat: | 15 |
Total Fat: | 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value |
Saturated Fat: | .05g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Trans Fat: | 0g |
Cholesterol: | 15mg ~ 5% Daily Value |
Sodium: | 180mg ~ 8% Daily Value |
Total Carbohydrate: | 9g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
Sugars: | 8g |
Protein: | 5g ~ 10% Daily Value |
Vitamin A: | 0% Daily Value |
Vitamin C: | 0% Daily Value |
Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
Iron: | 2% Daily Value |
Nutrition Facts - | Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky|
Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
Calories: | 100 |
Calories from Fat: | 0 |
Total Fat: | 0g |
Saturated Fat: | 0g |
Trans Fat: | 0g |
Cholesterol: | 25mg ~ 8% Daily Value |
Sodium: | 610mg ~ 25% Daily Value |
Total Carbohydrate: | 16g ~ 5% Daily Value |
Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
Sugars: | 16g |
Protein: | 9g ~ 14% Daily Value |
Vitamin A: | 0% Daily Value |
Vitamin C: | 2% Daily Value |
Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
Iron: | 4% Daily Value |
Nutrition Facts - Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky | |
Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
Calories: | 50 |
Calories from Fat: | 15 |
Total Fat: | 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value |
Saturated Fat: | .05g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Trans Fat: | 0g |
Cholesterol: | 10mg ~ 3% Daily Value |
Sodium: | 290mg ~ 12% Daily Value |
Total Carbohydrate: | 3g ~ 1% Daily Value |
Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
Sugars: | 2g |
Protein: | 7g ~ 14% Daily Value |
Vitamin A: | 4% Daily Value |
Vitamin C: | 80% Daily Value |
Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
Iron: | 6% Daily Value |
Nutrition Facts - Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky | |
Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
Calories: | 80 |
Calories from Fat: | 15 |
Total Fat: | 1.5g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Saturated Fat: | .05g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Trans Fat: | 0g |
Cholesterol: | 20mg ~ 6% Daily Value |
Sodium: | 400mg ~ 17% Daily Value |
Total Carbohydrate: | 9g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
Sugars: | 7g |
Protein: | 8g ~ 16% Daily Value |
Vitamin A: | 2% Daily Value |
Vitamin C: | 0% Daily Value |
Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
Iron: | 6% Daily Value |
In the box:
- (3) Krave Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky, 1.5 oz.
- (3) Krave Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky, 1.5 oz.
- (2) Krave Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz.
- (2) Krave Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz.
Specs
Nutrition Facts - Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky | |
Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
Calories: | 70 |
Calories from Fat: | 15 |
Total Fat: | 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value |
Saturated Fat: | .05g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Trans Fat: | 0g |
Cholesterol: | 15mg ~ 5% Daily Value |
Sodium: | 180mg ~ 8% Daily Value |
Total Carbohydrate: | 9g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
Sugars: | 8g |
Protein: | 5g ~ 10% Daily Value |
Vitamin A: | 0% Daily Value |
Vitamin C: | 0% Daily Value |
Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
Iron: | 2% Daily Value |
Nutrition Facts - | Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky|
Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
Calories: | 100 |
Calories from Fat: | 0 |
Total Fat: | 0g |
Saturated Fat: | 0g |
Trans Fat: | 0g |
Cholesterol: | 25mg ~ 8% Daily Value |
Sodium: | 610mg ~ 25% Daily Value |
Total Carbohydrate: | 16g ~ 5% Daily Value |
Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
Sugars: | 16g |
Protein: | 9g ~ 14% Daily Value |
Vitamin A: | 0% Daily Value |
Vitamin C: | 2% Daily Value |
Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
Iron: | 4% Daily Value |
Nutrition Facts - Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky | |
Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
Calories: | 50 |
Calories from Fat: | 15 |
Total Fat: | 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value |
Saturated Fat: | .05g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Trans Fat: | 0g |
Cholesterol: | 10mg ~ 3% Daily Value |
Sodium: | 290mg ~ 12% Daily Value |
Total Carbohydrate: | 3g ~ 1% Daily Value |
Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
Sugars: | 2g |
Protein: | 7g ~ 14% Daily Value |
Vitamin A: | 4% Daily Value |
Vitamin C: | 80% Daily Value |
Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
Iron: | 6% Daily Value |
Nutrition Facts - Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky | |
Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
Calories: | 80 |
Calories from Fat: | 15 |
Total Fat: | 1.5g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Saturated Fat: | .05g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Trans Fat: | 0g |
Cholesterol: | 20mg ~ 6% Daily Value |
Sodium: | 400mg ~ 17% Daily Value |
Total Carbohydrate: | 9g ~ 3% Daily Value |
Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
Sugars: | 7g |
Protein: | 8g ~ 16% Daily Value |
Vitamin A: | 2% Daily Value |
Vitamin C: | 0% Daily Value |
Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
Iron: | 6% Daily Value |
In the box:
- (3) Krave Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky, 1.5 oz.
- (3) Krave Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky, 1.5 oz.
- (2) Krave Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz.
- (2) Krave Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz.
Vendor Details
Krave Jerky
- Founded:
- 2009
- Owner:
- Jonathan Sebastiani
- Location:
- Sonoma, CA
Born with a wooden spoon in his mouth to a lauded Sonoma County wine family, KRAVE founder and CEO Jonathan Sebastiani has grown up working in and surrounded by the culinary and wine industry. From these years of experience, he has developed a keen sense of flavor and a respect for the process needed to develop a food product with integrity. Sebastiani has the tools and skill set to create and educate consumers about a new breed of jerky. Seeking natural renewable energy in the form of a healthy, high-protein snack while training for the New York Marathon, Sebastiani came to appreciate the merits of jerky and, in turn, the need for a more innovative jerky product. KRAVE delights in the playful irony of a low-brow snack meat developed amidst the privileged wine country lifestyle. The same man who once worked to knock wine off its pedestal with "Wine Brats", a marketing and business initiative to make wine more approachable to young adults, Jon Sebastiani now seeks to bring class to jerky by placing it on that very pedestal and asking that skeptical foodies give in to the krave.
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