Crunch My Heart
What am I saying to you with this Brandini Toffee, my love? Only this, candy of my heart, only this:
Your lips are like unto butter in their richness, their sweetness, but not their color unless you've had a really rough night.
Your heart is as pure as cane sugar. To win it for mine, I would spend hours toiling with a machete in the hot sun, but thanks for not making me do that because it would totally suck.
Your smile is as intoxicating as chocolate dipped in liquid ecstasy, but it would be illegal to sell candy with ecstasy in it so you'll have to settle for just the chocolate part.
And finally, the almonds... uh, the shape of your nostrils, maybe? OK, so my toffee metaphor is kinda falling apart here, but fortunately this Brandini Toffee doesn't have to be a coherent allegory of my undying passion for you. It just has to taste good.
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Delivered in time for Valentine's Day
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Specs
Nutritional Information:
- Serving Size: 2 oz
- Servings Per Container: 16
Amount Per Serving:
- Calories 320
- Calories from Fat 220
- Total Fat 25g 38%
- Saturated Fat 15g 75%
- Trans Fat 0g
- Cholesterol 50mg 17%
- Sodium 150mg 6%
- Total carbohydrate 24g 8%
- Dietary Fiber 2g 8%
- Sugars 22g
- Protein 2g
- Vitamin A 15%
- Vitamin C 0%
- Calcium 0%
- Iron 4%
In the box:
- (1) Brandini Toffee 2 lb. Bag
Specs
Nutritional Information:
- Serving Size: 2 oz
- Servings Per Container: 16
Amount Per Serving:
- Calories 320
- Calories from Fat 220
- Total Fat 25g 38%
- Saturated Fat 15g 75%
- Trans Fat 0g
- Cholesterol 50mg 17%
- Sodium 150mg 6%
- Total carbohydrate 24g 8%
- Dietary Fiber 2g 8%
- Sugars 22g
- Protein 2g
- Vitamin A 15%
- Vitamin C 0%
- Calcium 0%
- Iron 4%
In the box:
- (1) Brandini Toffee 2 lb. Bag
Vendor Details
Brandini Toffee Shop and Factory
- Owner:
- Brandon Weimer & Leah Post
- Founded:
- 2006
- Location:
- Rancho Mirage, CA
Brandini Toffee is more than a creator of the world’s most delicious almond toffee, we’re a family-owned company started by high school students Brandon Weimer and Leah Post with the purpose to raise money for a school trip that’s transformed into a thriving business. Now our secret recipe has people craving our succulent toffee from all parts of the world!
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