Bear Cave Seller
The only wine made for bears, by bears.
Hello, ma’am, sorry to bother you at home, but could I have just a moment of your time? Oh, no, I’m not here to try to change your religion, I know that this is a Jesuit town, through and through. No, I’m here to talk about an exciting wine I have to offer. It’s a Bear Cave 2006 Cabernet Sauvignon, and it’s the only wine specifically designed for bears.
Now, I know what you’re going to say. Why does my bear need to drink wine? And I hear you, but tell me this: why does ANYBODY need to drink wine? It’s about enjoying life. And doesn’t your bear deserve that much? With Bear Cave wine for bears, you’ll find that-
Oh, you don’t have a bear? Oh, you think I’m an insane man? Oh, you’re calling the police?
Features
2006 Bear Cave Cellars Paso Robles Cabernet Sauvignon 750ml 3-Pack
Rich, full, fruit forward-dark berry on the nose and palate; hints of tobacco and long chocolate finish. Will taste great in 10 years, but ready to drink now.
Silver medal, California State Fair
Specs
Winery Retail Price: $84.00
Average Shipping: $18.00
Woot Shipping: (-$5.00)
Total MSRP: $97.00
- Varietal Composition: 90% Cabernet Sauvignon, 10% Cabernet Franc
- Alcohol: 15.9%
Specs
Winery Retail Price: $84.00
Average Shipping: $18.00
Woot Shipping: (-$5.00)
Total MSRP: $97.00
- Varietal Composition: 90% Cabernet Sauvignon, 10% Cabernet Franc
- Alcohol: 15.9%
Vendor Details
Bear Cave Cellars
- Founded:
- 1991
- Owner:
- Barry Kinman and Marilyn Curry
- Location:
- Paso Robles, CA
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 26m 8.337s
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