Christmas. Let’s face it, considering the tastes of all your loved ones and then finding them the perfect gift is a huge pain. But everybody likes to get drunk. And with these stocking stuffers, everybody can pretend to be classy doing it. I mean, as classy as the sort of people who hang out with a drunk like YOU get, anyways.
It’s like a happier, classier grape juice. If it came in a juice box, we’d sell it that way; instead, we’ve got these big, handy bottles you can later repurpose as ashtrays, vases, or projectiles. But if you’re really, really set on drinking your classy grape juice with a straw, don’t let us stop you. Just let us have some.