Woot Cellars The Pouracle 6-Pack

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(6) -  2013 Woot Cellars The Pouracle White Wine, 750ml
2013 Woot Cellars The Pouracle
Woot Cellars Presents The Pouracle
Come Inside…
Ah, you’ve come to hear your fortune, have you? Have a seat. Mind the cat. Mr. Muckinfuzz can be very temperamental. Such a Virgo!
You seem troubled, friend.  Life can do that. Stop staring at my extra eye. Let’s see what your future holds.
Oooh yes.  I see much.  I see joy.  I see tears.  I see a dispute with the neighbor about some overhanging oleander.  I see you owing money on next year’s tax return.
Don’t leave yet.  I see a bit more.  I see tropical aromas mingling with flavors of apricot and summer peach.  I see fresh floral notes with a hint of amber incense.  I see a lasting finish.  I see an expertly crafted wine that will pair beautifully with whatever life has in store for you.
That’ll be 50 bucks.  Now scram.
By the way, I know a guy who can take care of that oleander.


  • 2013 White Wine, Santa Barbara County
  • 61% Orange Muscat, 16% Chardonnay, 16% Viognier, 7% Chenin Blanc
  • Alcohol: 13.9%

Winery Details

Lucas & Lewellen Vineyards

Louis Lucas and Royce Lewellen
Santa Barbara County, California
Lucas & Lewellen Vineyards is a small, premium, estate winery located in beautiful Santa Barbara County, California. Co-Owner Louis Lucas (The Dirtman) has been growing wine grapes in the region for over 35 years, supplying superior quality fruit to wineries throughout California, and beyond. In 1996, Louis joined forces with longtime friend and retired judge, Royce Lewellen to produce their own distinctive wines.
Today, Lucas and Lewellen owns 400 acres of land planted to 25 unique varietals in three major micro-climates: Santa Maria Valley, Los Alamos Valley, and Santa Ynez Valley. Grapes are hand picked under the watchful eye of Louis Lucas and winemaker Megan McGrath, who then nurtures the selected fruit into true wines of distinction. In addition to the flagship Lucas & Lewellen brand, wines are also bottled under the Mandolina and Queen of Hearts labels. The Lucas & Lewellen Tasting Room is located in the charming European inspired village of Solvang.

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