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"Okay, roll for initiative."

"All right. Your wizard arrives in town and makes his way to the local tavern-"

"Seriously? The tavern? Ugh, so cliché."

"What do you mean? That's where people would go back in the days of-"

"But I'm not back in the days of anywhere. I'm in a vaguely medieval setting in which there is magic. Actual fireball-throwing, ghost eagles raining death down from the sky magic."

"Fine. Where do you want to go?"

"Hey, you're the DM."

"Then you're in the tavern."

"Fine. I get drunk."

"You don't want to talk to anybody? See if anyone has an adventure they need assistance with?"

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Hey, is this whole scenario going to play out with you questioning my character's every move?"

"No, it's just-"

"It's just you thought I would succumb to the same ol' RPG tropes of taverns and adventure and whatnot, and I think my wizard is just gonna sit back and enjoy a nice white wine instead. Besides, I have a feeling whoever has an adventure will somehow make their way to me eventually."

"You don't have to be so difficult, y'know."

"I'm just playing in character. My alignment is chaotic. Pass the dip."

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Features

2011 Triacipedis the White in the Dominion of the Flower-King in the Dominion of the Flower-Kingin750ml 5-Pack

This Triacipadis III is an amusing little wine made from a blend of Albarino, Chardonnay, and Riesling. Refreshing flavors of stone fruits and green apples are supported by Jasmine, Citrus blossoms, and wild flower aromas which are all supported by a rich mouth feel. Mineral flavors and a slightly crisp finish round out this very complex summer sipper.

Specs

  • 2011 Triacipedis the White in the Dominion of the Flower-King
  • 34% Riesling, 42% Albariño,  24% Chardonnay (100% Sweetwater Ranch-Monterey County)
  • 3.32pH
  • 5.8 grams/Liter Titratable Acidity
  • 13.6% Alcohol by Volume
  • 7.5 grams/Liter Residual Sugar (0.75%)

Winery Details

Three Wine Company

Owner:
Matt and Erin Cline
Location:
Clarksburg, CA

Three Wine Company is about "...the dirt, the micro-climate, and don't screw it up...or all the human influences from vineyard to bottle." Three wine company is also about circling back to the old vines in Contra Costa County that put many other wineries on the map, including Cline Cellars, Rosenbloom, and Bonny Doon Vineyards to name a few.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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