Wine Wine Wine

How is our site here today like our significant other? Because every time you turn around it's wine, wine, wine! Ha ha! Isn't that great! Oh, hang on, someone's passing us a note... well, it looks like we're single again. Guess that's just one of those sacrifices one has to make in the name of comedy from time to time.

Say, if you're not doing anything later, do you want to split a couple bottles of- oh, right, you already read our joke up there. Sure. We understand.

You don't happen to have any friends looking for a date, do you? Hey, come back! WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND COMEDY???

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Features

Wine Diaper 6-Pack

Maximum protection for your precious souvenirs or that expensive bottle of wine. Protects your luggage and belongings when liquids are transported in suitcases through its unique, super-absorbent padding material and reusable seal

  • Easily absorbs a 750ml bottle
  • Easy to use, just insert bottle, close seal and go
  • Reusable if no breakage occurs
  • Use it again and again
  • Disposable on bottle breakage
  • Light weight and occupies minimal space

 

Specs

Dimensions: 16” x 7.5” x 0.25”

In the box:

(6) Wine Diapers (Color Randomly Selected)

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 3.550s
First Sucker:
bobermeier
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 28% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 52% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 65% bought 1
  • 20% bought 2
  • 15% bought 3

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The Wine Diaper 6-Pack
$7.99 Sold Out Home & Garden > Kitchen & Dining
$7.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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