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Just to be clear, this is a TENDRIL wine rack... not a TENTACLE wine rack.

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Yes, we know: you WANTED the stylish Table Top Tendril Wine Rack because you thought it would provide a fun and portable way to showcase your fine wines. But, what you ACTUALLY ORDERED was the Table Top TENTACLE Wine Rack.

Once again, our responsibility is to provide accurate information; the responsibility to read it falls on YOU!

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Oenophilia Table Tendril Wine Rack
 
This unique Table Tendril by Oenophilia is the fun and portable way to showcase your fine wines at your next dinner party. Perfect as a centerpiece, this wine rack features a tendril design. Shaped in the same fashion as a banana tree, this versatile wine rack will hold white wines up and red wines down, keeping the corks moist. Mix and match reds and whites for a display all your own. The gun metal finish adds a vintage flair that blends seamlessly with any decor.
 
  • Sturdy metal construction
  • Unique tendril design
  • Holds white wines upright
  • Holds red wines down to keep cork moist
  • Holds 4 bottles of wine
     

Specs

  • Finish: Copper
  • Dimensions: 22.5" L x 14" W x 10" D
     

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Winery Details

Oenophilia

Founded:
1980s
Location:
Hillsborough, NC
It’s really quite simple to tell you what we are about. As our name indicates, we are all about the love of wine - and our products will help wine lovers have a deeper, richer wine experience.
 
Oenophilia’s humble beginnings in the early 1980s centered on the introduction of the WineAlyzer, a kit developed to introduce fledgling oenophiles to the fine distinctions among the various tastes and aromas found in wine. From this our company has grown into the nation’s premiere one-stop shop for wine accessories and gifts.
 
Wine shops, wineries, gourmet stores, gift shops and kitchen stores all look to us for the most useful, stylish and fun accessories that will have an irresistible appeal to a wide array of their customers.

 

 

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Table Top Tendril Wine Rack
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