Shippin’ Ya’ll Some Syrup
Karin Campion says she created the Sonoma Syrup Co. to share the flavors of Sonoma. And we have to say… wow, Sonoma! You’re DELICIOUS! Lick a place like Chicago or New York, you taste concrete or maybe some pigeon feathers. But lick Sonoma and it apparently tastes EXACTLY like a Sonoma Syrup American Artisan Bar Mixers 4 Pack! Or so we’re told.
And why would Karin Campion exaggerate for effect? When in history has anyone EVER used a metaphor to represent a symbolic meaning in relation to food? That’s why we’re convinced the Sonoma Syrup American Artisan Bar Mixers 4 Pack is LITERALLY the taste of Sonoma. And we’re buying a one-way ticket and a brand new spoon. Sorry about those property values, residents! But soon you won’t have any land left! It’s just too delicious!
Imagine it: streams that taste like the No. 28 Classic Grenadine Syrup, with 45% pomegranate juice and real Vitamin C. Pour in some tequila for a cocktail, or some cola for a Shirley Temple! Then why not throw a traffic cone into your mouth? We have it on good authority that all Sonoma-produced traffic cones taste like the No. 29 Sweetened Lime Juice. A mix of Key and Persian, you’ll be thrilled at how it manages both tart and sweet. But if you only taste plastic, well, that cone must have come from out of town. Because everything’s delicious in Sonoma!
But that’s not all. Chomp into the mayor and taste the No. 32 Five Citrus Sweet & Sour Syrup, or maybe the No. 31 Olive Juice if it’s an election year. The former offers Meyer Lemon, Eureka Lemon, Persian and Key Limes plus Cara Cara Orange Juice, while the latter is full of naturally cultured olive juice. Don’t mind his screams of pain and how he calls for a S.W.A.T. team to arrest you. Sonoma is about flavor! Delicious, delicious flavor! And no one has the right to drag you away from flavor! Just kick and scream a lot, they’ll give in.
Anyway, if you can’t make it to “The Tastiest Place On Earth” this year, then maybe get the Sonoma Syrup American Artisan Bar Mixers 4 Pack to do the job instead. But trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bitten into a fresh Sonoma rock and tasted all those wonderful flavorful pebbles and bits of teeth dribbling down your chin.
Also don’t pay any attention to the locals if they call you crazy. They just want all that flavor for themselves. Sonomans are funny like that.
Features
- All Natural
- No Preservatives
- Artificial Flavors or Colors
- No Corn Syrup
- Made in the U.S.A.
No. 31 Pure Sonoma Olive Juice 8 FL. OZ. / 237ml
Specs
No. 28 Classic Grenadine Syrup 8 FL. OZ.No. 29 Sweetened Lime Juice 8 FL. OZ.
No. 31 Pure Sonoma Olive Juice 8 FL. OZ.
No. 32 Five Citrus Sweet & Sour Syrup 8 FL. OZ.
Specs
No. 28 Classic Grenadine Syrup 8 FL. OZ.No. 29 Sweetened Lime Juice 8 FL. OZ.
No. 31 Pure Sonoma Olive Juice 8 FL. OZ.
No. 32 Five Citrus Sweet & Sour Syrup 8 FL. OZ.
Vendor Details
Syrup Co.
- Founded:
- 2002
- Owners:
- Karin Campion
- Location:
- Sonoma, CA
Founded in 2002 by Karin Campion, Sonoma Syrup Co. is steeped in the regions culinary tradition of naturally derived, high quality flavors and healthful ingredients. Handcrafted in small batches, the uniquely American syrups and extracts reflect the flavors and sensibility of the region.
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