Start a howl movement.
As Lord of Jungle, me disappointed wolves get head start on winemaking.
Wolf not make simple tools. Wolf not able to build tree house as nice as mine! Wolf not even have thumbs! How they grow grapes and make Merlot so delicious, me not know. Hurt head and heart to think about.
That why me call you apes here today. Apes missing out on big profit opportunity. Market wide open for wine made by hu-man mothered by animal. Me and apes need put heads together, make good wine like 2011 Washington Merlot.
Here. Me bring some for all apes to drink. No, Lomo, you not pour on fur. Wine stain fur deep red color, not good color for you. Smell first. Smell like black cherries, raspberries, plum, spices. Touch of oak. Jojo! You not get mad at glass! You one who try to drink wine through nose!
Now put it mouth. NOT WHOLE GLASS, JUST WINE. Good. Taste nice. Juicy fruit flavors. Vibrant like feathers of toucan! Finish smooth like fur of tiger. We make this! We get in on cash wolves raking in. We get rich, buy nice tree house for all apes!
No, Chee-chee, you not have more. You horrible drunk.
Features
2011 Raised by Wolves Merlot, Columbia Valley 750ml 4-Pack
This Columbia Valley Merlot has aromas of black cherries, raspberries, plum and spices with a touch of oak. These juicy fruit flavors are complemented by fine tannins and a long, smooth finish.
Specs
Winery Retail Price: $112.00
Average Shipping: $20.00
Woot Shipping: (-$8.00)
Total MSRP: $124.00
- Varietal Composition: 100% Merlot
- Alcohol: 14.1%
Specs
Winery Retail Price: $112.00
Average Shipping: $20.00
Woot Shipping: (-$8.00)
Total MSRP: $124.00
- Varietal Composition: 100% Merlot
- Alcohol: 14.1%
Vendor Details
Elevage Wine Company
- Owners:
- Bill and Camis Davis
- Founded:
- 2010
- Location:
- Ellensburg, WA
Elevage Wine Company is owned by Bill and Camis Davis, along with Camis' brother Todd Eilert. They also own Brix wine bar and tasting room in Ellensburg, Washington.
Bill Davis' family has farmed in Washington State for the last 100 years. Davis has also worked in the Washington wine industry since he was a kid; first on his family farm, later, he helped plant the famous Stoneridge Vineyard in Royal City, Washington. Stoneridge produced grapes for the cult 2006 Charles Smith Syrah, which received 100-point scores from The Wine Advocate and Wine Enthusiast.
Elevage Wine Company combines the passion of wine making and art. We are local and loyal. Somewhere in between classical Bach and Hendrix rock, we are founded on the premise "We Must Create".
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