Meanwhile, In An Ancient Mayan Temple
Throw me the chocolate, I throw you the whip.
How many times has this happened to you? You do all the research, scour libraries far and wide for ancient maps, pay off shady individuals to fly you into Guatemala unbeknownst to their government, and hire even shadier people to guide you to some long-forgotten tomb just to plunder it for it’s fabled chocolate wonders only to stumble into some clever trap in the floor and be betrayed by your guide. Talk about a hassle! If only there was a way of procuring such delicious morsels without the dangers of poison darts or large boulders squishing you into a meaty paste, am I right?
Well, you can put away the hat and the jacket, Dr. Chocolate Jones. Wine.Woot is proud to offer you this Rain Republic triple-single-origin Guatemalan Chocolate 10 Pack. This one-off batch, especially made for Woot customers, is Rain Republic’s first launch in the US and is only available here in the States exclusively through us. Made from only the freshest, hand select Guatemalan ingredients, they offer the world’s first triple-single-origin chocolate™, produced by blending Guatemalan single-origin cocoa beans with single-origin evaporated cane juice and single-estate whole bean vanilla at the source for superior flavor and quality. Only five 100% natural Guatemalan ingredients and absolutely no chemicals are used to make this one-of-a-kind sensory experience that no longer requires a degree in archeology to attain.
Don’t get me wrong. Braving ancient curses and fighting deadly foes is fun and all, but sometimes fine chocolate is better enjoyed in a more relaxing environment than, say, on a ceremonial burial mound. This way, you can save the high adventure for the smaller stuff like the Ark of The Covenant or something.
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