For instance, imagine if you had triplets who were born in 2008. And imagine they were boys. These wines would be much, much, much, much better than that hellscape scenario. Instead of yelling "Don't hit your brother" every thirty seconds, you would be savoring this wine's delicate nuance of truffles, knowing you had two more bottles to go.
Or imagine that instead of buying this wine you bought a three-pack of four-year-old Greek Yogurt. Sure, it's kind of cool that you have Greek Yogurt that predates the Greek Yogurt craze, but after that it really takes a nose-dive. Have you ever cleaned out your refrigerator and found yogurt that was, like, six-months old? Take how unpleasant that experience was, and multiply it by eight, and then multiply that by three for each yogurt container. Believe us, the wine is a much better choice.
What about a three-pack of large, aggressive dogs that have not been fed a real meal since 2008? Even if you're good with dogs, these guys will rip out your larynx at the first opportunity. Sounds awful, right? You know what would be much better? Some pinot noir.
2008 Moshin Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir 750ml 3-Pack
A harmonious assemblage of several vineyards located in the cool Petaluma Gap region of the Sonoma Coast. This wine exhibits an appealing nose of bright cherries, toast, a hint of vanilla and a nuance of truffles. Delicate texture and smooth mouth-feel contribute to the approachable nature of this Pinot Noir. Pretty and balanced, drink now through 2016.
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