No Such Thing As Bad Port
The human body, it really doesn’t need very much. A handful of vitamins, some salt with iodine, a few glasses of water and a long walk, that’ll get it through the day. But the human soul? Well, now we’re telling a different story entirely.
Those thick books and long games and loud records and nights that never seem to end, they’re what make us alive. Smoke a good cigar or let an artisanal blue cheese melt on your tongue and you understand why “just enough” is never even close to the right amount for life. We are more than bare minimums… aren’t we?
Of all the wines, Port is perhaps the least “necessary”. Some people live their whole lives and never even know the taste, and we suppose they’re happy enough. But the first time you wash down a bite of chocolate cake with a sip of Port, you’re a better person than you were in the moments before. You can’t go back from that taste. And why would you ever even want to?
Today’s Meyer Family Port 2-Pack unites the best of Old World and New World styles into one delicious whole. It carries aromas of baked fruit and cooking spice, plus the warm notes of alembic Zinfandel brandy that will stir something inside you. It’s rich, and it’s round, and it’s practically a dessert all by itself. But with that artisanal blue, or that chocolate cake, or that fresh fruit or that expensive cigar, the Meyer Family Port 2-Pack turns into more than just a glass of dessert wine. It turns into an experience.
No one “needs” a glass of Port to survive. But why merely survive? Our souls were made to live in elegance, and for that reason, a Meyer Family Port 2-Pack is an essential purchase.
Don’t let anyone tell you dessert is a waste of your time.
Features
Myer Family Port 500ml
- Appellation: California
- Grape varieties: Old-Vine Zinfandel
- Residual Sugar: 6%
- Alcohol by Volume: 18%
- Barrel Age: 5 years on average
- Age at Release: 8 years
- Bottle Size: 500ml
Specs
Myer Family Port 500mlSpecs
Myer Family Port 500mlVendor Details
Myer Family Cellars
- Founded:
- 1987
- Owners:
- Myer Family
- Location:
- Yorkville, CA
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