This isn’t mere JERKY, you plebeian moron.
I’ve got an inside tip on this new high-end jerky line from Sonoma, and you can get in on the action with this Krave Pure Jerky 5-pack Sampler. Quit looking at me like that, this isn’t some heavily processed “meat product,” this is the real deal. Real, high quality, actual beef.
Look at you, eating jerky with flavors like “NACHO CHEEZ.” Can you even pronounce half the preservatives listed on that thing? It’s disgusting what you put in your body. How can you expect to keep up with me on the hiking trail? My artisanal jerky’s got more protein than cashews, raisins, OR sunflower seeds, and about 50% less sodium than that meat-cud you’re chewing.
Since when is “TGIFriday’s Wings” a flavor? I’ll stick with flavors that actually taste like food: Chili Lime, Pineapple Orange, Sweet Chipotle, Garlic Chili, or this awesome Smoky Grilled Teriyaki pork jerky.
Yeah, you’re right, a company making a natural and healthy product for active people could charge an arm and a leg for it. And they still might. But here’s the inside deal I was talking about: no one knows about these guys yet, so to spread the word they’re cutting a huge deal on this product launch.
Let me ask you something: when you can buy a stick of your jerky for 79 cents at the gas station, do you think it could possibly be good for you?
Features
Ingredients: Beef, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), corn syrup, chili garlic sauce (chili, garlic, vinegar, sugar and salt), chili lime seasoning (modified corn starch, maltodextrin, sugar, spices, salt, corn syrup solids, citric acid, onion, garlic, paprika, natural flavors, extractive of paprika, lime oil, silicon dioxide), sugar, lemon juice, soybean oil, salt, crushed red chili pepper, potato starch, natural lemon emulsion (water, lemon oil, vegetable gum, citric acid, sodium benzoate as preservative and natural flavors), citric acid, paprika, sodium nitrite cure, sodium erythorbate, yellow #5, garlic powder, onion powder, red #40
Allergen: soy, wheat
Nutritional facts
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.5
Amount per serving
Calories 50 Calories from Fat 15
% Daily Value
- Total Fat 1.5g 2%
- Saturated Fat .05g 3%
- Trans Fat 0g
- Cholesterol 10mg 3%
- Sodium 290mg 12%
- Total Carbohydrate 3g 1%
- Dietary Fiber 0g 0g
- Sugars 2g
- Protein 7g 14%
- Vitamin A 4%
- Vitamin C 80%
- Calcium 0%
- Iron 6%
Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Flavor
Ingredients: Pork, sugar, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), sorbitol, fructose, soybean oil, salt, michiu wine, spices, contains less than 1% of the following: sodium nitrite cure, sodium erythorbate, disodium inosinate & disodium guanylate, BHT added to preserve flavor.
Allergen: soy, wheat
Nutritional facts
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.5
Amount per serving
Calories 70 Calories from Fat 15
% Daily Value
- Total Fat 1.5g 2%
- Saturated Fat .05g 3%
- Trans Fat 0g
- Cholesterol 15mg 5%
- Sodium 180mg 8%
- Total Carbohydrate 9g 3%
- Dietary Fiber 0g 0g
- Sugars 8g
- Protein 5g 10%
- Vitamin A 0%
- Vitamin C 0%
- Calcium 0%
- Iron 2%
Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Ingredients: Beef, sugar, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), soybean oil, corn syrup, mirin wine, orange juice concentrate, pineapple juice concentrate, spices, salt, pineapple concentrate powder, orange concentrate powder, less than 1% of the following: sodium nitrite cure, sodium erythorbate, disodium inosinate & disodium guanylate, red #40, yellow #5. BHT added to reserve flavor.
Allergen: soy, wheat
Nutritional facts
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.5
Amount per serving
Calories 80 Calories from Fat 15
% Daily Value
- Total Fat 1.5g 2%
- Saturated Fat .05g 3%
- Trans Fat 0g
- Cholesterol 20mg 7%
- Sodium 250mg 10%
- Total Carbohydrate 8g 3%
- Dietary Fiber 0g 0g
- Sugars 6g
- Protein 8g 16%
- Vitamin A 2%
- Vitamin C 0%
- Calcium 0%
- Iron 6%
Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Ingredients: Beef, sugar, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), corn syrup, spices, granulated honey (honey, high fructose corn syrup, wheat starch, corn syrup, soy flour, calcium steorate, lecithin), citric acid, salt, liquid smoke flavoring.
Allergen: soy, wheat
Nutritional facts
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.5
Amount per serving
Calories 80 Calories from Fat 15
% Daily Value
- Total Fat 1.5g 3%
- Saturated Fat .05g 3%
- Trans Fat 0g
- Cholesterol 20mg 6%
- Sodium 400mg 17%
- Total Carbohydrate 9g 3%
- Dietary Fiber 0g 0g
- Sugars 7g
- Protein 8g 16%
- Vitamin A 2%
- Vitamin C 0%
- Calcium 0%
- Iron 6%
Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Ingredients:
Beef, sugar, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), corn syrup, chili garlic sauce (chili, garlic, vinegar, sugar and salt), spices including paprika and tumeric, chili pepper, potato starch, chili powder, salt, less than 1% of the following: sodium nitrite cure, yellow #5, sodium erythorbate, disodium inosinate & disodium guanylate, red #40
Allergen: soy, wheat
Nutritional facts
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.5
Amount per serving
Calories 70 Calories from Fat 20
% Daily Value
- Vitamin A 10%
- Vitamin C 2%
- Calcium 0%
- Iron 4%
- Total Fat 2.5g 4%
- Saturated Fat 1g 5%
- Trans Fat 0g
- Cholesterol 20mg 7%
- Sodium 104mg 6%
- Total Carbohydrate 6g 2%
- Dietary Fiber 0g 0g
- Sugars 5g
- Protein 6g 12%
Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Specs
3.5 oz. Beef Chili Lime Flavor3.5 oz. Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Flavor
3.5 oz. Sweet Chipotle Flavor
3.5 oz. Beef Garlic Chili Pepper
3.5 oz. Beef Pineapple Orange Flavor
Specs
3.5 oz. Beef Chili Lime Flavor3.5 oz. Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Flavor
3.5 oz. Sweet Chipotle Flavor
3.5 oz. Beef Garlic Chili Pepper
3.5 oz. Beef Pineapple Orange Flavor
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