Baiting
I see you over there with your adorable little fishy face, blowing kisses in my general direction. But I'm bitter and jaded after my most recent break up, so I'm not biting. Save your little pouty lips for some other sucker.
I'm just going to sit here, by myself, at the end of this bar and drown my sorrows in this non-vintage proprietary red wine. It's got loads of bright raspberry, plum and cranberry, and not one ounce of empty promises, which is more than I can say for the likes of you.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, which is why I refuse to commit again. In fact, I might just have a glass of the delicious white table wine later, and try not to get too upset when its floral nuances and abundant bouquet remind me of the one I gave that callous wench on our first date.
And you can just move on, gobbling up and spitting out hearts, just like a koi fish and those weird little pellets.
Features
Non-Vintage Kissy Fish Rouge Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack
This non-vintage, proprietary red wine is blended from Lange Winery's favorite varietals grown in Oregon. Loads of bright raspberry, plum, cranberry, and spice make this the perfect match for your weeknight cuisine from light hors d'oeuvres to heartier grilled dishes. A seriously fun wine to share with friends.
This delightful white table wine is sourced from Oregon's North Willamette Valley. Displaying floral nuances in the bouquet along with an abundance of fruit on the palate, Kissy Fish pairs well with everything from appetizers to dessert. Fun. Seriously.
Specs
Non-Vintage Kissy Fish Rouge Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack
- Alcohol: 13%
- Alcohol: 12.5%
Specs
Non-Vintage Kissy Fish Rouge Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack
- Alcohol: 13%
- Alcohol: 12.5%
Vendor Details
Lange Estate Winery
- Founded:
- 1987
- Owner:
- Don and Wendy Lange
- Location:
- Dundee, OR
Sales Stats
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- 15m 21.335s
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