Jam Stand Jams
Artisan jams, feh!
I don’t buy that hooey for a second, no sir. Back in my day you got your jams the old fashioned way! From some scraggly-lookin’ guy in overalls selling them off the back of a pick-up truck on old Route 3. And by golly, we liked it that way!
Look at this nonsense. “Drunken Monkey Jam?” Bananas?! Jam’s supposed to be two kinds: strawberry and grape! And you sure as hell didn’t have bananas, rum, and lime in your jam back in my day! No sir, you had bits of fruit pulp and maybe a finger or something if the canning process hadn’t gone well.
Raspberry and jalapeno? Wine and onions? These aren’t jams! This is unnatural! I’m calling my senator!
Features
- Sugar coated bananas, a splash of rum and a dash of lime
- Slosh me on toast or pancakes
- Let me sauce up your ordinary ice cream dish or PB+J
- Buy me and you’ll be buzzing with delight
- Pass up on me and you’ll be pissed you wasted your chance
- Raspberry meets jalapeño and they fall in sweet, fiery love
- Don’t fret if you fear a spicy smear
- I’m the perfect mix of sweet and spice and everything nice — a flavorful jelly for your belly
- This 2011 Jam Stand spread combines a flavorful blend of Zinfandel, Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon and savory red onions
- A divine wine-onionfusion that pairs perfectly with fine cheese, and makes for a uniquely sweet and satisfying topping for burgers, salad and sandwiches
Specs
In the box:
- (1) The Jam Stand Drunken Monkey Jam
- (1) The Jam Stand Razzy Gabby & a Side of Jalapeño Jam
- (1) The Jam Stand Sweet WINO-nion Jam
Specs
In the box:
- (1) The Jam Stand Drunken Monkey Jam
- (1) The Jam Stand Razzy Gabby & a Side of Jalapeño Jam
- (1) The Jam Stand Sweet WINO-nion Jam
Vendor Details
The Jam Stand
- Founded:
- 2010
- Owner:
- Jessica Quon & Sabrina Valle
- Location:
- Brooklyn, NY
Meet the Jan Stand! Brooklyn’s homegrown, locally sourced, and made with love artisan jam company. Small batch production and a loving relationship with local farmers allow for seasonal, fresh and unique flavors you can’t normally find in the grocery aisle. Clever chutneys, sumptuous spreads and experimental jams have made The Jam Stand a staple in the Brooklyn food renaissance and a hit at gourmet groceries all over the tri-state area.
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