You forgot February 14th.
Remember what happened last time? When you came home to a crying wife, a disappointed husband, a glaring girlfriend, or a boyfriend holding a shiny gift and wondering what HE would be getting? Remember how you felt, having absolutely nothing to give in order to cover your heartless, unfeeling, absent-minded butt? Well, this time, we've got you covered.
Purchase this here sparkling wine. It's not some boring run-of-the-mill bubbly. It's six bottles of sparkling wine that says "You matter, and so does this day!" Which is EXACTLY the image you want to be portraying when trying to lie about how you tooooootally remembered, honest, the gift is just out in the car! And hey, with six bottles, you'll be able to pull this shenanigan A LOT.
Don't say you'll do it later in the day. Right now. RIGHT. NOW. Because bubbles mean: "This matters. You matter."
Even when they really mean "Whew, I got away with it."
Features
Specs
- 100% Chardonnay
- Bottle Aged
- Alcohol: 12%
- pH: 3.04
- Acidity: 76 PPM
- Residual Sugar: .8%
- Diatomaceous Earth Filtering
- Sterile Pad Fining
Specs
- 100% Chardonnay
- Bottle Aged
- Alcohol: 12%
- pH: 3.04
- Acidity: 76 PPM
- Residual Sugar: .8%
- Diatomaceous Earth Filtering
- Sterile Pad Fining
Vendor Details
Gruet Winery
- Founded:
- 1983
- Owner:
- Laurent Gruet
- Location:
- Albuquerque, New Mexico
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 14m 3.222s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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