Goose Morals
"Howdy, stranger."
"I'm looking for my dog. I stopped on the side of the road to let him out, and he took off. I think he went up that way."
"I ain't seen yer pooch, friend. But if'n it ran yonder, you can quit yer searchin'. That up there's Goose Ridge."
"Goose Ridge?"
"Goose Ridge."
"That doesn't sound too scary."
"Reckon it don't. But 'fraid I gotta tell you: Yer hound is dead."
"Dead?"
"Dead."
"Why? What's up there?"
"Only a vineyard -- "
"-- That's doesn't sound too --"
"-- Guarded by the most ferocious pack of Canada Geese this side of the Rio! Reckon they've already pecked yer pooch with'n their razor-beaks and a'flapped at 'im with their wings."
"Oh god…"
"Those beasts worship no sane god, friend. Those rich, dark cabernet grapes are to those geese what the apple was to Eve. Mmmhmmm."
"If I get up there, I might stop them before they --"
"Don't be a fool, stranger. Those geese'd spill yer guts before you even got a-hollerin' to yer mutt. Let it go…"
"Oh, there he is! Good boy, Harold!"
"Hrmph. This old tin-can soothsayer's gonna be right one of these days. Hooey."
Features
2008 Estate Cabernet Sauvignon, Goose Ridge Estate Vineyard, Columbia Valley 750ml 3-Pack
The 2008 Cabernet Sauvignon is a complex and elegant wine that balances fruit and oak flavors. Dark cherry, dark berry and currant mingle with notes of tobacco and spice. Well-integrated tannins create a bold, yet silky wine with a long finish.
Specs
- Winemaker: Kendall Mix
- Appellation: Columbia Valley
- Blend: 100% Goose Ridge Estate Cabernet Sauvignon
- Total Acidity: .54g/100ml
- pH: 3.81
- Alcohol: 14.3%
Specs
- Winemaker: Kendall Mix
- Appellation: Columbia Valley
- Blend: 100% Goose Ridge Estate Cabernet Sauvignon
- Total Acidity: .54g/100ml
- pH: 3.81
- Alcohol: 14.3%
Vendor Details
Goose Ridge Estate Vineyard & Winery
- Founded:
- 1998
- Owner:
- The Monson Family
- Location:
- Columbia Valley, WA
Goose Ridge Vineyard & Estate Winery is a family-owned and operated vineyard and winery dedicated to limited production, handcrafted wines from select, estate-grown grapes. The Monson family's vineyard was established in 1998 under the direction of Dr. Walter Clore, Father of the Washington Wine Industry. The 1,400 acre vineyard is planted on a south-facing slope in Washington's Columbia Valley appellation adjacent to Red Mountain and consistently yields fruit of exceptional character and complexity. The Estate Winery is dedicated to handcrafting exquisite Bordeaux and Rhone varietal wines.
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