You have no idea what it's like. It's hard being Diablita. I thought it would be the best thing in the world to be wanted and desired like this. But it's not. It's a nightmare.
I've got random guys telling me that "I'm the one." Proposing marriage. Toasting to me and with me simultaneously. They think they know me. But all they know is that I'm an irresistible blend of Merlot, Cabernet and Syrah. They fantasize about how soft and smooth I am. They dream up scenarios in their heads about me gliding gracefully into a room and then leaving a lasting impression on their lips.
No. They don't know what I'm REALLY about. That I'd take pizza or even a hot dog over a filet mignon any day. That I like to scrapbook. And that I'm really just a simple, unpretentious girl with a screw top. But that's the price of fame, I guess. You become what they want you to be or you become nothing.
2007 Diablita Red Cole Ranch AVA Wine 750ml 6-Pack
Diablita is the one. An irresistible combination of Merlot, Cabernet and Syrah--she has everything you want in one package, screw-cap and all. Gorgeous yet accessible; complex but not complicated; intense but not overpowering; stylish yet unpretentious; mature but playful. She is soft and smooth, like a caress. When she enters she glides; when she exits, she leaves a lasting impression. One taste and you won’t be able to picture life without her any longer. Unpretentious enough to have with a pizza, she’s sufficiently elegant to accompany upscale fare like filet mignon.
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