The Smurfterlife
I am but a blue nomad on a journey into the great unknown, and I go onward with much anticipation.
I am on the cusp of solving life's greatest mystery. And I look forward to my discoveries. When I consider the word "heaven" I imagine a world filled with the explosive aromas and flavors of sweet mandarins, jasmine flower, key lime and honeydew. A world that is crisp and refreshing, never sharp or sweet.
A world where I am free of the Earthly confines of Smurfdom. Where I can dance in the open without fear of being eaten by a smurf-thirsty cat, or captured and turned into smurf stew by his master who, by the way, was not an intentionally anti-semitic social commentary whatsoever. Nope. Not even a little bit. A world where Smurfette isn't such a smurfin' smurf tease and …
HEY. Can you guys turn off that black light? It's totally killing my buzz.
Features
2010 Bright Light, Dry California White Wine 750ml 6-Pack
Bright Light is a fresh, aromatic blend of chardonnay, Albariño and Gewürztraminer sourced from the cool, coastal valleys of Sonoma and Monterey Counties. Explosive aromas and flavors of sweet mandarins, jasmine flower, key lime and chilled honeydew. Crisp and refreshing, never sharp or sweet.
Specs
- Alcohol: 14.1%
- pH: 3.39
- TA: 0.62
- Albariño from Monterey County, Chardonnay & Gewürztraminer from Sonoma County
- Stainless steel fermented
Specs
- Alcohol: 14.1%
- pH: 3.39
- TA: 0.62
- Albariño from Monterey County, Chardonnay & Gewürztraminer from Sonoma County
- Stainless steel fermented
Vendor Details
Blue Nomad Wine Company
- Owner:
- Jeff Bundschu
- Location:
- Sonoma, CA
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 10m 0.111s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
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