When I said “nice rack,” I was just trying to say that your Alexander 30 Tube Spice Rack is nice! I swear! I’m not that kind of guy at all. You’ve got it all wrong! There’s no need to- okay, sure, let’s get your husband in here. Fine.
Patrick, let me explain exactly what happened. I walked into the kitchen to freshen up my drink, I saw the new spice rack full of 30 spices from around the world neatly and stylishly arranged in clear vials on a three-tier rack and thought it looked rather nice. I saw Madaline leaning over the island to reach for a stuffed mushroom and I complimented her on the…nice…er, rack…uh, of spices. That she had. Has. Owns. You know what I mean, dammit!
Look this is all one big misunderstanding! Madaline I’m sorry I offended you but this is all blown out of proportion! How long have we known each other? I would never say something like that to you, I love you like you were my sister!
Besides, you’re much too small-chested for that to even make sense! Am I right?
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