Smell no evil
Whether it’s Avarice, Despondency, Ennui, or one of the 997 other Great Malignancies that rears its distorted head, you’ll be energized with that special pick-me-up feeling that only high-quality artisan coffees can provide. You may only have four types of coffee whereas the destructive ghost of humanity can assume 1000 faces. But fear not! Your battle against abstract evil will get off to an aromatic, full-bodied start.
Does your heart feel like a hurricane of stinging nettles? Sure it does! Don’t worry, that’s just the old Goblin Guilt. After a few sips of rich coffee, he’ll be banished to the distant ethereal plane where he belongs.
Can’t open your eyes because the sight of anything, anything at all will throw you into a cyclone of helpless self-loathing? Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Monday Masochisms! Cream and sugar with that?
Does the face of a laughing child make you weep? Oh my. We’re so sorry. No amount of coffee can withdraw you from that dark place, my friend. May your suffering be brief.
Features
Specs
In the box:
- (1) 1000 Faces Coffee Company, Kochere 1 lb.
- (1) 1000 Faces Coffee Company, La Nubia 1 lb.
- (1) 1000 Faces Coffee Company, Espresso Savio 1 lb.
- (1) 1000 Faces Coffee Company, Bell's Blend 1 lb.
Specs
In the box:
- (1) 1000 Faces Coffee Company, Kochere 1 lb.
- (1) 1000 Faces Coffee Company, La Nubia 1 lb.
- (1) 1000 Faces Coffee Company, Espresso Savio 1 lb.
- (1) 1000 Faces Coffee Company, Bell's Blend 1 lb.
Vendor Details
1000 Faces Coffee Company
- Founded:
- 2006
- Owners:
- Benjamin Meyers and Jason Mann
- Location:
- Athens, GA
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 56.667s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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