Start the New Year Off Right!

People resolve to do a lot of things at the beginning of each year ... go to the gym, eat healthier, stop shoplifting. You know, the usual. And then a week or two later - BAM! Off the wagon. Well, I'm not even going to get on the wagon in the first place. I'm just gonna sit here in the middle of the street and drink my wine. Judge all you want. I'm the only one being real.