The Holidays are coming, if you let them. Or, you can be like me, and replace them with the Alcoholidays. They're just as festive, but they pass a lot quicker, feel a lot better, and best of all, if anything really terrible happens, you probably won't remember it. So out with the old-school Holidays. Happy Alcoholidays!
There's no reason NOT to drink it. Unless you're under 21. Or driving. Or lacking the proper enzyme to process it. Or if there's some high-end Scotch around. Or if you're an alcoholic. Ok, so there are plenty of depressing reasons not to drink it, but the reasons to drink it are equally numerous and a lot more fun.