Woot Cellars Tøøthstejnn The Red Cabernet Franc 4-Pack & 4 Wine Gift Bags

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Pour a glass of adventure! And wine!

Gather round the tabletop, heroes, for Tøøthstejnn the Red is abroad in the land! When the feared Northman bellies up to the bar at the Grimy Wyvern Wine-Hall, he's sure to encounter a twenty-sided world of danger, daring, and bergamot and strawberry notes!

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Fuel for the Fire...of Imagination!
Hours of adventure await you and your party in the Grimy Wyvern Wine-Hall.  In every darkly purpled shadow lurks an intriguing character.

The freebooting mercenary Blackpepper....the alluring temptress-witch Dcherryi...the cutthroat half-elf assassin twins Ceedarr and Van'Illa...

This richly flavored source material brings a complex, multilayered world of fantasy to life, one sip at a time. The only limit is your imagination - and your bladder.


2009 Woot Cellars Tøøthstejnn The Red, The Grimy Wyvern Wine-Hall Cabernet Franc 750ml 4-Pack

A very racy style, with bright raspberry, kirsch and mulled strawberry notes lined with lots of chalk and earth, with bergamot and cherry pit notes entering the finish.

All grapes were crushed and destemmed into two-ton fermenters and punched down by hand daily.  Pressing was carried out at dryness.  Clean racked wine was placed in 100% French oak barrels, 30% of which were new and 70% 2nd year French Oak.  The wine remained in barrel for 24 months.

Wine.Woot Gift Bag 4-Pack

  • It's not a gift until it's wrapped, so you get a gift bag for each bottle
  • Printed with the Wine.Woot and Woot 'Exclamation Point' logos
  • Fits most 750ml Bottles
  • Probably a collector's item


Food Pairing: Goes great with Vella Dry Jack Cheese.
  • Appellation: Russian River Valley
  • Cooperage:  Demptos- Medium toast
  • Varietal: 100% Cabernet Franc
  • Alcohol: 14.2%
  • pH:  3.61
  • TA: 5.7 g/l

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