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Woot Cellars Consumerus Holiday Red Wine 6-Pack

Sold by: Castoro Cellars

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6 - 2013 Woot Cellars Consumerus Holiday Red Wine, Paso Robles

2013 Woot Cellars Consumerus Holiday Red Wine, Paso Robles

Be Gone With Your Carols.

Leave Those Tidings Behind.

This Holiday Monster Just Wants Some Great Wine.

I'm Consumerus. It's a family name. Hey, if you're here for heartwarming stories about helpful ghosts or holiday redemption, you got another thing comin'. I like stuff, and this blend is at the top of my list.

Sure, I guess you could share it with loved ones. But why? I bet you'd have to talk some sentimental hooey and laugh about "old times". You'd probably have to share a meal or something ridiculous.

You might even realize how much those weirdos mean to you.

Take it from me: that ain't holiday joy. Nah, nothing compares to the satisfaction of stuff. Doodads.

Gizmos. That's how I stay merry.

...Say, you gotta spare seat at the table?

Specs

Alcohol: 13.5%

Specs

Alcohol: 13.5%

Vendor Details

Castoro Cellars

Founded:: Early 80’s
Owner:: Niels and Bimmer Udsen
Location:: Paso Robles, CA

One of the oldest wineries in the Paso Robles AVA, Castoro Cellars is said to have taken the backwards approach to developing a brand. They began making wine in the early 1980s, and, over the course of the next ten years, bought equipment and opened a tasting room. The winery site was purchased in 1991, and within the past decade, existing vineyards were purchased and new vineyards planted.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 39.559s

Purchaser Experience

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9% < 25 woots
82% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

1% joined today
0% one week old
0% one month old
3% one year old
96% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

80% bought 1
16% bought 2
4% bought 3

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