Sometimes life calls for a little change.
"Will you quiet down in there?"
Not now, Mom!
"Can you please turn down that music? I need to make a phone call."
No can do, Mom.
"Fine. I'll do it myself."
Wait! Awww, Mom. Did you have to?
"Billy. You're 27. I think it's time we talk--"
Hold on. Before you say anything, I know I've been here awhile, but in the time I've been here, I've grown a lot, and I think I'm ready for something new.
Yeah. I'm thinking something more urban. Like on the sitcoms and the movies.
"I'm-- I don't know what to say."
You don't need to say anything. I understand it's time for a change, and I want to be the one to make it. I'm an adult now. I know when it's my time.
"Well, wow. I'm proud of you, but, you do know that life is a little different than what it's like on television, don't you?"
Who said anything about life? I'm just talking about replacing that old wooden wine rack with this new True Fabrications Urban Wine Rack.
"Wait. What? So you're still going to live here?"
Of course! Who else is gonna drink all the wine?
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