Everything made sense until Hog.

Just imagine, a world where you hold the future of dried meats in the palm of your hand. When a 4-pack of Aux Délices des Bois Charcuterie will guide you through an existence in which each stick is more delicious than the last. Where it will be possible for you to obtain fulfillment of every deeply flavorful fantasy, the satisfaction of every pleasing texture, the absolute attainment of balanced spices.

It’s a fantastic journey through snacking beyond imagination. A world in which you need never eat artificial ingredients. You locally source, hang to cure, and the intense flavor steps right onto your taste buds. Every variety is yours to experience. But there’s just one catch.

The hogs. They’re certified humanly raised. Their diet is all vegetarian. They live a carefree life in a sort of country club for pigs—a swine utopia, if you will. But when the farmer opens up the personal selection process, their time is up.

He’s a runner! Hog, I want to eat you, so I understand. But we all get hungry once in a while. You’re antibiotic and hormone-free. It’s over.

But you will not have died in vain. Following traditional, Aux Délices des Bois’ artisanal slow curing methods, you will provide us with a rich aroma and taste that we will savor immensely in honor of your ultimate sacrifice.

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