Twisted Oak *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend (Random) 3-Pack

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You will receive a random selection of THREE of the 4 vintages below

2003 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

The most profoundly profane wine ever created, the horrendously heretical *%#&@! boldly rises again to legions of enraptured worshipers. It is deep and dark in color with aromas of plums, blueberry, raspberry and nutmeg. The flavors mirror the plum and raspberry aromas. Also, herbal characters combine with the fruit to add a sense of wild-game. The mouthfeel is full-bodied and intense. Hefty fruit flavors make this wine enjoyable for drinking now, as well as laying down to develop complexities over the next five years.

2005 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

The meaty and leathery characters and hints of Provençal herbs and spices might have you thinking this Rhône-style blend of Mourvedre, Syrah, and Grenache just fell out of a “California Cheese” commercial. Well, the name is the only cheesy thing about it! Those bright fruit flavors of boysenberry and raspberry sure ain’t no bull! (Note: No animals were harmed in the writing of these tasting notes.)

2006 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Much like the 2005 vintage bearing the same name, this wine is a Rhône-style blend of Mourvedre, Syrah, and Grenache with touches of Provençal herbs and spices and meaty and leathery characters. However, the bright fruit flavors feature (say that three times fast) blackberry and cherry. Pairs and Rhymes with Duck. Also barbecued baby back ribs, and Szechuan foods.

Gold Medal, San Francisco Chronicle Wine Competition

2009 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Following in the *%#&@! tradition, Mourvedre, Syrah, and Grenache are blended to make this Rhône-style wine. You'll notice this blend, while meaty and displaying hints of Provençal herbs and spices like the previous vintages, has a peppery character. Blueberry and cherry flavors makes this wine a nice companion with duck, barbecued baby back ribs, Szechuan foods, and momma’s meatloaf.

Specs

2003 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Varietals & Vineyards:
53% Mourvedre from Goldbud Farms’ Fodhli Vineyard
7% Grenache from Boeger Winery and Vineyards
40% Syrah from Tanner Vineyard
Residual Sugar: 02%
TA: .60 g/100ml
pH: 3.53
Alcohol: 14.1%

2005 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Varietals & Vineyards:
28% Mourvedre from Dalton Vineyard
23% Mourvedre from Fodhli Vineyard
33% Syrah from Tanner Vineyard
10% Grenache from Dalton Vineyard
6% Grenache from Twist Oak Estate vineyard
Harvest Date: September 2005
Oak Program: 20% New French oak; 20% 1-yr old French oak
30% 2-yr old American oak; 30% Neutral oak
Residual Sugar: .03%
TA: .59 g / 100 ml
pH: 3.62
Alcohol: 14.1%
Brix: 25.1

2006 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Varietals & Vineyards:
50% Mourvedre from the Tanner Vineyard
28% Syrah from the Tanner Vineyard
22% Grenache from the Dalton Vineyard
Harvest Date: Fermento wouldn’t tell us.
Oak Program: 30% New American oak; 30% 1-yr old French oak; 40% Neutral oak
Residual Sugar: .02%
TA: .52g / 100 ml
pH: 3.74
Alcohol: 14.3%
Brix: 24.3

2009 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Varietals & Vineyards:
60% Mourvedre from Tanner Vineyards
13% Syrah from Tanner Vineyards
27% Grenache from Twisted Oak, Colina Roja Block
Appellation: Calaveras County
Barrel Aging: 22 months in French, American, and Hungarian Oak
Residual Sugar: .02%
TA: .64 g / 100 ml
pH: 3.8
Alcohol: 13.5%
Brix: 24.8
Production: 700 cases

Specs

2003 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Varietals & Vineyards:
53% Mourvedre from Goldbud Farms’ Fodhli Vineyard
7% Grenache from Boeger Winery and Vineyards
40% Syrah from Tanner Vineyard
Residual Sugar: 02%
TA: .60 g/100ml
pH: 3.53
Alcohol: 14.1%

2005 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Varietals & Vineyards:
28% Mourvedre from Dalton Vineyard
23% Mourvedre from Fodhli Vineyard
33% Syrah from Tanner Vineyard
10% Grenache from Dalton Vineyard
6% Grenache from Twist Oak Estate vineyard
Harvest Date: September 2005
Oak Program: 20% New French oak; 20% 1-yr old French oak
30% 2-yr old American oak; 30% Neutral oak
Residual Sugar: .03%
TA: .59 g / 100 ml
pH: 3.62
Alcohol: 14.1%
Brix: 25.1

2006 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Varietals & Vineyards:
50% Mourvedre from the Tanner Vineyard
28% Syrah from the Tanner Vineyard
22% Grenache from the Dalton Vineyard
Harvest Date: Fermento wouldn’t tell us.
Oak Program: 30% New American oak; 30% 1-yr old French oak; 40% Neutral oak
Residual Sugar: .02%
TA: .52g / 100 ml
pH: 3.74
Alcohol: 14.3%
Brix: 24.3

2009 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml

Varietals & Vineyards:
60% Mourvedre from Tanner Vineyards
13% Syrah from Tanner Vineyards
27% Grenache from Twisted Oak, Colina Roja Block
Appellation: Calaveras County
Barrel Aging: 22 months in French, American, and Hungarian Oak
Residual Sugar: .02%
TA: .64 g / 100 ml
pH: 3.8
Alcohol: 13.5%
Brix: 24.8
Production: 700 cases

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