The universe is random. Why shouldn't wine be the same way?
Max Pourer! (You can't tell but that's a Simpsons reference.)
Some things to study carefully while drinking Careful Study:
MOTHER CLONES: a '60s sci-fi film about a race of alien moms
The intersection of wine & statistics: The grapes of math.
Pavi don't preach
U Nomad bro?
Ah, 2012. Seems so long ago.
more like WIN-egar [or something]