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Just to be clear, this is a TENDRIL wine rack... not a TENTACLE wine rack.
Dear Mr. Emmett,
We're sorry to hear of your disappointment with a recent purchase; however, there is nothing we can do to rectify the situation at this time. To avoid issues like this in the future, we suggest you READ CAREFULLY!
Yes, we know: you WANTED the stylish Table Top Tendril Wine Rack because you thought it would provide a fun and portable way to showcase your fine wines. But, what you ACTUALLY ORDERED was the Table Top TENTACLE Wine Rack.
Once again, our responsibility is to provide accurate information; the responsibility to read it falls on YOU!
As for your other question, why the "8 wine-holding tentacles" were still attached to an octopus, the answer is simple: there is NO HUMANE WAY to remove tentacles from an octopus, and we believe in a little thing called COMPASSION.
So, in short, what we're saying is, YOU NEED TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH YOUR MISTAKES!
Thanks for shopping!Sincerely,
The Wacky Wine Holder Mega-Store