Any Time is Wine Time! Especially Right Now.
All my life I've hoped and I've prayed for bacon in a form that would allow me to slather it all over my body. So if you don't mind, I'd like to be alone now.
Go ahead: try to explain to your less vino-inclined friends and family what a Wine Woot Off is. Watch as their eyes widen in horror while you describe queing up with a bunch of strangers to eagerly snatch up bottle after bottle in a 24-hour festival of wine gluttony. Then smile as they ask you again for the URL.