Drink away on this day, a day of mourning.
Metal snobs and wine snobs have a lot in common. They're both knowledgeable and both like stuff they'd never admit to in public. And both know one truth: if it ends in a vowel, it'll probably rock.
Oh wait. Black Friday isn't a national day of mourning? Well heck! This calls for a celebration! You should buy more wine for drinking! You see what we did there? No matter how we spin it, Black Friday is all about you buying more wine! Yaaaaay wine!