Cruel to be Kunde
Picture this: you're walking home from work one day when an eagle swoops out of the sky and grabs your cell phone from your hands. He takes off with your phone and you chase him down the street. Finally, he drops the phone and it lands on the ground in front of the most beautiful person you've ever seen. The person you've been seeking for your whole life. Your soulmate. You pick up your phone, say hi, strike up a conversation, and invite them back to your place. "Can I get you anything?" you ask. "I'll have a glass of Chardonnay," they reply. The moment of truth. Don't be caught Chardonnay-less. Chase the eagle, get your cell phone, and claim your true love! Get the Chardonnay.