Jason-Stephens Estate Mixed Reds (4)

by wootbot

Drink away on this day, a day of mourning.

No, I’m not “drinking wine.” I’m making vases out of wine bottles. There’s a difference.

Oh wait. Black Friday isn't a national day of mourning? Well heck! This calls for a celebration! You should buy more wine for drinking! You see what we did there? No matter how we spin it, Black Friday is all about you buying more wine! Yaaaaay wine!