All that sparkles is wine.
Hey! To celebrate today's Iron Horse offer, I got this horse made of iron! Here, I'll bring it - hnngggggg oh wow I didn't count on it being so heavy. Uuunnnngggghhhh oh man, I can't move this thing. Grrrrrnt yeah that's not budging. Wait, sorry, my phone is ringing.
WHAT? HELLO? YOU SAID TODAY'S OFFER IS NOT IRON HORSE? IT'S ACTUALLY TINFOIL CHICKEN? OH OKAY THEN. Sorry, I have to go buy some Reynolds Wrap.