Drink away on this day, a day of mourning.
This wine was served at the United Nations! Well, not this EXACT wine. Like, the vintage was. But you're not gonna get a half-finished bottle with Ban Ki-Moon's lipstick prints on the mouth.
Oh wait. Black Friday isn't a national day of mourning? Well heck! This calls for a celebration! You should buy more wine for drinking! You see what we did there? No matter how we spin it, Black Friday is all about you buying more wine! Yaaaaay wine!