Creminelli Salami Mini-Sampler (4)

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The most highly-acclaimed thing you'll ever eat. Unless you eat Stephen Hawking.

A LIST OF AWARDS AND ACCOLADES BESTOWED UPON THIS MEAT:

Finalist, Outstanding Meat Product

2nd place, Best Costume, 2006 St. George Renaissance Fair

2002 Canadian Peacekeeping Service Medal, Tubed Meat Division

1990 PGA Champion

Student Body Vice President, Fremont Elementary School, Graduating Class of 1989

SEC Champion, 1935