Paul Dolan Vineyards Deep Red (3)
Sold by: Mendocino Wine Group LLC (Mendocino Wine Company)
ARE YOU OUT THERE, UB40?
pairs well with: days on which you can cram a terrible star wars-based pun into every email greeting until your coworkers hate you.
this wine, in three words: "none more red."
don't serve this to: erythrophobics.
gratuitous pun: this wine is super knowledgeable. you might even say it's well-red.
musical accompaniment: chris deburgh