You can't HANDAL the truth!
I'm a full grown man, ma, so knock it off already! I don't want to be part of this Denier-Handal Petite Sirah 3-Pack family! I'm my own man now; I'm a full-grown Sirah! I handle my own business. I've got an explosive nose and chewy tannins! There's nothing petite about that!
Could a petite guy put up flavors of cocoa, berries, cedar, and more? I don't think so! I'm a REAL Sirah now, and I don't need my mom mother-henning me to death and telling me what to do all the time!
Now give me $20 so I can go to the movies.