These wines, we're assured, will arrive in time for Thanksgiving! Won't that be lovely? Now you just have 999,999 other things to do to prepare. Or in scientific terms roughly 101 hectoJayZs. Go on, punk. Check our math.
The last thing in the world you want more of is holiday stress. Make the pies early, make the salad last, have plenty of whipped creme, and make sure you've got a couple extra bottles of wine for later in the night. Because once football starts, nobody's going out until morning.