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Martians & Wolves

It's the age-old question, "Who would win in a fight, Martians or Wolves?" My answer, the wolves. Why? Two reasons. One, wolves will eat your face off. Two, martians don't exist. So if I had to pick between REAL sharp and pointy teeth and imaginary ray guns, I'll pick sharp pointy teeth for the win every time.

Ends on April 5 at 9AM CT

About Martians and Wolves

One exists for sure. The other may or may not exist. I know. Mind blowing realization there. Mind blowing kinda like when I found out that you can't make wine by leaving Kool-Aid out in the sun for two weeks.