In Time For Christmas

The Holidays are coming, if you let them. Or, you can be like me, and replace them with the Alcoholidays. They're just as festive, but they pass a lot quicker, feel a lot better, and best of all, if anything really terrible happens, you probably won't remember it. So out with the old-school Holidays. Happy Alcoholidays!

Ends on December 14 at 9AM CT

About Wine

There's no reason NOT to drink it. Unless you're under 21. Or driving. Or lacking the proper enzyme to process it. Or if there's some high-end Scotch around. Or if you're an alcoholic. Ok, so there are plenty of depressing reasons not to drink it, but the reasons to drink it are equally numerous and a lot more fun.