After a long, hard night of cramming his jolly tush down chimneys, don't you think Santa deserves something nice? In other words, milk and cookies just ain't gonna cut it. So unless you want a big stocking full of coal and reindeer droppings next year, might I suggest one of these superb vintages?
You can drink it, cook with it, spill it on your white carpet or put it in a paper bag and enjoy it from the comfort of a dark closet while curled up in the fetal position. This time of year, however, we all know it's best served right about the time your mother starts droning on about how she was going to be somebody until you ruined it by being born.