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Woot Cellars Triacipedis the White Collector's 1-Pack

Sold by: Three Wine Company

Single Bottle
Limit 1 per customer

Features

This vintage is Out-of-Production and in Limited Supply, hence the "Collector's 1-Pack". The price may be high, but once they're gone...they're gone FOREVER. Don't miss this opportunity.

 

Woot Cellars Triacipedis the White 750ml

White Magick

By the humid hosts of Hephaestus – summer yet abides! ‘Tis only meet that we sip again the much-heralded potable that bears my enchanted name!

Hold, mortal! ‘Tis no mere bottle of wine you now hold – but an enchanted vessel imprisoning me, Triacipedis the White! Thank Eru, Rao, and Crom alike that my deliverer has at last arrived! When my enemies turned me into a blend of 36% White Riesling, 32% Sauvignon Blanc, and 32% Chardonnay, I thought all was lost. All the might of my steadfast companion Tøøthstejnn the Red was for naught against such infernal bewitchments!

Doomed to eternity as an easy-quaffing white wine with mouth-watering notes of pears, apricots, peaches, orange blossoms, pineapple, apples, and flowers – such indignity! Small consolation indeed that my mid-palate is long, complex, and richly textured!

Now, listen well, for here is how to break my curse and free me from my bondage! First, get ahold of some wolf’s tongue, and – OK, yeah, that’s good. Might as well go ahead and open the bottle. You’ll have to do that at some point, I guess. Hold fast, Tøøthstejnn and my other comrades! Thanks to this savior, I shall rejoin the battle soon! Now, draw a seven-pointed star on the ground, about three feet wide, and put the wolf’s tongue -

Hey, what are you doing? Why are you getting those glasses out? This is no time for a drink! The hour of my deliverance is at hand! Now put those glasses down and get back here and – hey, what’s – oh, wait – no, no – you mean to drink me? No! No! Get me out of this glass! Hold, mortal! Stop! This shall not pass! No, wait, please, just – noooooo….!

Specs

  • Blend of 36% White Riesling, 32% Sauvignon Blanc, and 32% Chardonnay

Specs

  • Blend of 36% White Riesling, 32% Sauvignon Blanc, and 32% Chardonnay

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